If anyone ever sat down and punched out an Elmore Leonard-like β10 Rules For Sports Bettingβ list (or a Supreme Being-like βTen Commandmentsβ), I bet the following two rules β in one form or another β would make the list.
- Always line shop.
- Never bet parlays.
Iβm not wrong, right? After all, those -107s add up when compared to -110s, and those -110s add up when compared to those -115s. And heaven knows the yawning gap between the Cowboys -2.5 and the Cowboys -3. Gotta grind those edges. Always be line shopping.
And as for parlays β¦ well, come on: Itβs hard enough to get one pick right, never mind two. Or three. Or four. Five? Six, seven, eight? There’s the well-known UNLV Center for Gaming Research studyΒ that showed sportsbooks make over 30% on parlay bets, compared to 5% or so on straight bets. And add in the fact that thereβs no hard-and-fast rule to parlay pricing, thereby leaving us poor gamblers at the mercy of the big bad books.
So yes. Those are two good rules. Solid rules. Excellent rules.
Except β¦
Well, except Iβm not a professional gambler, and if I feel like taking the Cowboys and giving the points, am I always going to make sure Iβm getting -2.5 instead of -3? Am I always going to try and find the -105 instead of the -110? Sometimes, sure. But most of the time, Iβm not. Nor, I imagine, are most recreational bettors.Β
And as for parlays? I mean, they are freaking fun. And popular. And sure, Iβm going to lose most of the time, but the thrill of sweating a potential massive payout for a few bucks? Sign me up.
So weβve already determined Iβm a fish who doesnβt always line shop and who bets longshot parlays. Recreational gambler, I am he.
But I will tell you this: There is one situation where I will always line shop, and thatβs when Iβm β¦ betting parlays. So while I may be a fish, Iβm at least sprouting the very beginnings of lungs.
Large numbers get larger
If you think thereβs a big difference between -107 and -110, wait until you see this.
Letβs take, for example, the Thursday night matchup between the Miami Dolphins and the Cincinnati Bengals, and letβs look at five sportsbooks and how theyβre pricing a same-game parlay βanytime touchdownβ wager.
Youβre feeling like this game may shootout, and you want to bet that each of Joe Mixon, Ja’Marr Chase, Tee Higgins, Tyreek Hill, and Jaylen Waddle hit paydirt. (This is an objectively bad bet, but thatβs not what weβre here to discuss, mβkay?)
Looking at the individual odds, youβll see some noticeable differences. Mixon, for example, is at -130 at DraftKings and Caesars, but all the way at -190 at Barstool. Waddle is +135 at Caesars, but Barstool has him at +138.Β And so on.
You would assume that when you mash all five of the touchdown scorers together, youβd get a reasonably similar price across the five books.Β Youβd be very, very wrong:
All of a sudden, line shopping matters. This isnβt about grinding edges like a pro, trying to eke out pennies on the dollar; this is about finding the best price so when you get lucky, you really cash in.Β
A lousy $5 bet on DraftKings on the above pays $200. At FanDuel, the same bet pays $326.55.Β
And as you might imagine, the bigger the parlays get, the bigger the difference in payouts.
Big, bigger, biggest
For example, look at this stupid bet I placed during Week 2 of the NFL season: It was a four-leg parlay that demanded Nick Chubb, Jonathan Taylor, Trey Lance, and Taysom Hill each score two touchdowns. (For the record, Chubb did, Taylor didnβt, Lance broke his ankle, and Hill β¦ well, Iβm not entirely sure I had full control of my faculties when I threw him in there. Anyway β¦ )
While I didnβt price this out across all the books, know this: Caesars was offering this parlay at +410629, while FanDuelβs odds were nearly double that, at +802520.
Again, a lousy $5 bet wouldβve paid out $20,536 at Caesars, and $40,131 at FanDuel.
Quite the difference, yeah?Β
Another way to look at this: If you made ridiculous bets like these all the live-long day, youβd have 410 chances at Caesars to break even, and more than 800 shots at FanDuel.
Even my sports betting rabbi, Capt. Jack Andrews, the sharpest of the sharp, agrees. (Kinda.)
βYes, shop for the best price if youβre going to bet them,β Andrews told me. βIt still wonβt be a profitable approach, but at least you lose less in the long run.β
Who doesnβt love losing less?
You want more? Iβll give you more.
From this past Sunday, a six-leg anytime-touchdown parlay featuring Travis Kelce, Amon-Ra St. Brown, Miles Sanders, Kyle Pitts, Waddle, and David Montgomery was paying out +7332 at BetMGM, +10706 at Caesars, and +15113 at DraftKings.
How about a three-leg, two-touchdown parlay featuring Pitts, Dalvin Cook, and Montgomery? FanDuel was at +65260, it was +62035 at DraftKings, and Caesars had it all the way down at +33612.
Obviously, these are longshot bets, and you might go a lifetime without hitting one of them.Β But if youβre going to play these objectively terrible parlays, at least do yourself a favor and take the time to price them out. The differences are stark, and thereβs seemingly little rhyme or reason to them. I guess thatβs what happens when you start mushing and mashing big numbers together. I dunno. I ainβt a math guy.Β