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NFL Week 14: COVID, Scared Sheep, Sex Ed, And A Chargers Onslaught

The NFL has never been on the leading edge of societal change, so it's curious to this author how it has handled COVID

Jeff Edelstein by Jeff Edelstein
December 10, 2021
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The NFL hasn’t exactly been on the leading edge of the culture wars in America. This is not a new phenomenon; football is generally associated with toughness, grit, anger, violence, and, as my high school gym/sex ed teacher Mr. McPeek put it, a general sense of β€œwhen men were men and sheep were scared,” a phrase I was afraid to ask what it meant then and I’m still afraid to Google today. (Complete sidebar unrelated to the rest of this column: How the hell were gym teachers also the people teaching kids about sex? These people took delight in watching dorks get spiked with volleyballs, and I speak from first-hand experience. They weren’t exactly … well, they weren’t exactly the people I’d choose to discuss the intricacies of human sexuality.)

Anyway, from matters of race to matters of sex to matters of equality, the NFL, at best, has been a lagging indicator of the society at-large. The league has not led the way.

Which is why I find it fascinating that the NFL has taken the lead in the biggest culture war of our time: COVID (which obviously shouldn’t be a culture war, but play stupid games, win stupid prizes).

Seriously: While politicians bicker back and forth about mandatory vaccinations in the private sector, and people continue to lose their minds over wearing a mask for two minutes while they shop at the Piggly Wiggly, here’s the NFL laying out simple, effective, and common sense rules for COVID.

If you’re vaccinated, you get tested once a week. If you’re unvaccinated, you get tested daily. If you’re fully vaccinated and a close contact of someone with COVID, you get tested for five straight days. You mask while traveling. If you contract COVID, you have to have two negative tests in 24 hours to be allowed to come back.Β 

Williams & Harris were placed on the COVID list as high-risk close contacts. The close contact traced back to Monday, so both players could play Sunday vs the #Giants if they just continue to test negative. NFL rules state close contacts must be away 5 days from time of contact. https://t.co/R9sONNjoRl

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) December 8, 2021

The NFL β€” whether it’s out of concern for the players and coaches, dollars and cents, or some combination of the two β€” is simply not playing games with the virus, and realizes the only way to avoid a major outbreak is constant testing and high vaccination rates (reportedly over 95% of players are vaxxed).

Also notable: Despite all of it, a lot of players have tested positive. According to numbers compiled by Sharp Football Analysis, at least 132 NFL players have tested positive this year. That’s nearly 7% of the league.

Imagine if there wasn’t a strict policy within the league. Imagine how many players would’ve contracted it, imagine how many games would have been canceled, imagine how much money would’ve been lost, imagine how many players might’ve found themselves β€” or their loved ones β€” hospitalized (or worse).

Now listen: This isn’t meant to be a screed for or against testing, for or against masking, for or against vaccines. I have my opinion on all that, and I’m guessing where I stand is pretty clear. But it’s not about that. It’s about how the NFL is on the leading edge of testing, tracing, vaccinations, all of it. In this politically fractured country, where everything lately comes down to red or blue, the NFL has to be considered midnight blue when it comes to COVID.

It’s an interesting place to be for a league that has never been accused of being β€œleft” of anything. It almost makes you think we should all β€” gulp β€” stop thinking about COVID in political terms if the league where they had to institute a rule to force owners to even consider hiring Black coaches is like, β€œOh no, yeah, we’re definitely going to test and quarantine and everything because politicizing a killer virus seems suboptimal.”

But what do I know?

I learned all about sex from a dude in tube socks and those weird football shorts.

Throwback Thursday to almost 40 years ago @JaysFootball The 1980 Liberty football team and coaches. Gotta love those tube socks and shorts those coaches are reppin….just in case you need any ideas for new coaching attire! Excited for the football season to begin! Go Jays! pic.twitter.com/6wnTp5fp9D

— ChrisAlvey (@ChrisAlvey) August 23, 2019

On to Week 14 …

The +1000 or more parlay of the week

First off: weekly reminder that I hit a near +2000 parlay back in Week 7 that guarantees our profitability. Next up: lost last week, obviously, but who cares, this is a forward-thinking column, and so I present to you this +1175 humdinger over at DraftKings: The Washington Football Team getting 4.5 points at home against Dallas, the Ravens getting three points on the road in Cleveland, under 53.5 in the Bills-Bucs battle, and over 49 in the Bengals-49ers tilt.

To be clear: I don’t love this parlay, but I’m contractually obligated to present one here. My rationale: I don’t understand why the Cowboys are favored, period. I don’t understand why the Browns are favored, period. I think the Bills and Buccaneers game could turn defensive. And I think the 49ers and Bengals are just … well, my #analysis here is there’s offensive upside with these two teams, m’kay? Leave me alone and bask in that near +2000 parlay I hit almost two months ago.

.@jeffedelstein is back for #NFLWeek14, except now he's been relegated to the attic, where he actually kinda likes it.

Column here with a bad teaser bet, thoughts on the NFL's COVID plan for protecting the bottom line, and Mr. McPeek.

πŸ”—βž‘οΈ https://t.co/T5Ot48dT5u pic.twitter.com/Zqa6BDWw8u

— Sports Handle (@sports_handle) December 10, 2021

The on-paper, no doubt, three-team teaser that’s bound to lose

All righty! Down to 4-9 on this disgusting portion of the program, but really: The headline says it all. I hate teasers.

This week? I gotta go gut here, and make it a four-teamer at Caesars for +260: WFT +10, Ravens +8.5, under 59.5 in the Bucs-Bills, and, for good measure, the Chiefs giving 3.5 (I know, I shouldn’t do that because math) to the Raiders.

Did I win the DraftKings Milly Maker?

I did not, but I went 59-1 in my H2H games this week. No joke. Here’s the thing: I rarely play cash games. The only time I play is when I think I stumble into an awesome lineup. Which happened last week, and that lineup scored 196.62 points. So I played it in the Milly Maker (won $80), played it in an 8-man home league (won $72), played it in those H2Hs. But did I play it in higher stakes, smaller field stuff? Of course not. Because I’m scared. I blame Mr. McPeek.Β 

DraftKings DFS play(s) of the week

This may be a COVID special situation, and is probably best reserved for small field, high stakes, which I won’t play so I don’t care that I’m giving this away, but … if Keenan Allen and Mike Williams miss, you can play Jalen Guyton, Josh Palmer, and Jared Cook for $9.6K total. Honestly, you can add Justin Herbert and Austin Ekeler to the mix and get pretty much all the Chargers offense and still have enough for three studs. Food for thought.

Outside of COVID plays, how about this: Chuba Hubbard for $5.9K on DraftKings. He’s the same price as DFS darling Javonte Williams and $100 less than fellow DFS darling Antonio Gibson. He’s home, he’s favored, and he’s playing for a team that just fired their offensive coordinator for throwing too much. Seems likely his floor is 20 touches.

Will this be a big fantasy week for Chuba Hubbard? Which superstars could fall short of expectations? Find out as me and @jenpiacenti break down this week's Start Em, Sit Em running backs on @sinow @si_fantasy!

Article: https://t.co/3sfH18WGK6 pic.twitter.com/c8Cldyrn4A

— Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) December 9, 2021

Trap game of the week

And I’m now 6-7 after a hot start. Moral of the story? I suppose I’m pretty good at identifying dogs early in the season, and really bad at it as the season wears on. Other moral? I should’ve listened to Morten Anderson, who thought I was a moron for backing the Jets in this space last week.

This week, I just have to go back to the WFT getting 4.5 points at home against the Cowboys. Do I think WFT is more talented? I mean, no, probably not, but that’s just too many points. I honestly think if the Dallas Cowboys were called the Jacksonville Jaguars β€” same players, but not β€œAmerica’s Team” β€” the WFT would be favored. Hmmmph. Now I want to study this. Is there a Dallas Cowboys effect in the betting markets? I wonder if it’s the same for the Steelers. Genuinely curious now.Β 

Player props I like

Went 2-1 last week β€” up to 8-1 now over the last three weeks β€” and now I’m really feeling it. You know, like when men were men and sheep were scared(?). Yeah. Um. Right. Here we go: Cam Newton anytime TD, -115 on BetMGM; Alvin Kamara over 107.5 rushing+receiving yards on DraftKings at -115; and CeeDee Lamb over 5.5 receptions at +100 on DraftKings.

My mortal lock five-star only for my best customers can’t lose guaranteed best bet of the week

Down to 7-6 as my Morten Andersen-approved Bengals bet crashed and burned. This week β€” duh β€” WFT +4.5 all the way, baby.

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Jeff Edelstein

Jeff is a veteran journalist, working as a columnist for The Trentonian newspaper in Trenton, NJ for a number of years. He's also an avid sports bettor and DFS player. He can be reached at [email protected]

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